Thursday, July 10, 2008

Some statements on which we can laugh

BSE = BOMBAY SE EXIT ( cash market players )

NSE = NATION SE EXIT ( F & O market players )

F/O = FUTURE OVER

NIFTY = NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR

FII = FRAUD INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR

PE- PLUNGE ENDLESS

EBITDA- EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN

QIB- QUIXOTIC INDIAN BLUNDER

HNI - HAS NO IDEA

PMS- PREMEDITATED SCAM

SIP - SUICIDE BY INVESTING PATIENTLY

FUND MANAGER - LAST YEAR'S ACE STOCK PICKER NOW LOCKED UP IN AN ASYLUM

INVESTOR- SOMEONE WHO IS BROKE

BROKER - WORSE OFF THAN AN INVESTOR

CORRECTION- THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES

MOMENTUM BUYING - THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW

VALUE BUYING - THE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER

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